Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Orphan's Trophy Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about orphans, right? Orphans don't have parents. No parents means no home, usually. So, if they win a trophy, they literally can't take it *home* because they don't have one. Get it? Of course you don't. You probably still think the Earth is flat.