Short jokes
Mexican Comedy Week
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What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.