Short jokes
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
My sad ass life.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.