Short jokes
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.