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Short Jokes
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
