Short jokes
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
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It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Puss.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.