Short jokes
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
2+2=🐟
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.