Short jokes
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Man, I hate the government.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.