Short jokes
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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