Short jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What did Obama ask Trump?
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"