Short jokes
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.