Short jokes
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
You suck.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
These jokes crash and burn.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What color is your Bugatti?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.