Short jokes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
"Sharing is communism."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.