Short jokes
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.