Short jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Eat this, peppe.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.