Short jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
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Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.