Short jokes
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Butt hehe.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!