Short jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.