Short jokes
Lean.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!