Short jokes
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Does this sentence make any sense?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.