Short jokes

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

Like if your best friend has a dog.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"