Short jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.