Short jokes
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
"Uwu daddy."
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...