Short jokes
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.