Short jokes

Short jokes

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."