Short jokes
Gigachad.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Anyone remember the following?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.