Dragon ball jokes

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Goku solos.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.