Short jokes
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.