Short jokes

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"