Short jokes

Short jokes

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.