Short jokes
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic π
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when itβs on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: βI was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!β
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
εζ§ζηθ₯θ΄ (translate it)