My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Short Jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
