Short jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go southđ¤.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.