Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Short Jokes
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
