Short jokes
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why doesnβt my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Your mom!
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.