Short jokes

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.