Short jokes
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
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In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.