Short jokes
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What is red and puts out fire?
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.