Short jokes
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.