Short jokes
Me when:
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.