Short jokes
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.