Short jokes
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Gegebehhhhh!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
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What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.