Short jokes
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Ppppppp.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!