Short jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Cunt.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.