Short jokes
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
U were accidental.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Penis.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.