A Joke About Christianity

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about playin' on words. See, "crucified" usually means getting nailed to a cross, which is a big deal in Christianity. But here, it's also used as a funny way of sayin' the joke-teller doesn't wanna get criticized or attacked for makin' fun of Christianity. It's like sayin', "I don't wanna get in trouble!" Get it now, ya cotton-headed ninny muggins?