Short jokes
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Sajan's Hairline
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.