Short jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.