Short jokes
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
"Nahtzee"
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
"Tayam, I am."