Short jokes
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
bradley
Pacman
Louie being born.
Oliver Savage.
Louie Fennell.
Oliver Savagê.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.