Short jokes

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Was he under insurance claim?

Kollaps

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

Your mum gay, lol.

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.