Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
I eat ass.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.