Short jokes
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
My life, haha, so funny!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I suck big weiner.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.