Short jokes

I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.

The bus was white.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.

I had a fun funeral / birthday.

Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."

Father: "Sorry."

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!