Short jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I'm Tall.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What is the highest number?
420.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.