Short jokes
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
No no no no no no!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.