Short jokes

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... She had cancer.... ;)

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It was more than 90 degrees.

Oof.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Do you need an ark?

Because I Noah guy!

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?

Mufasa.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Robyn Smith

Lewis Clow