Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Okay, so this joke is super dark. You probably thought the cat would use a bridge or swim, right? Nope! This joke says the cat straight-up DIES. It drowns. You know, because you thought it would be cute and fluffy? But surprise! It's just dead. You probably think cats always land on their feet, but jokes on you!
Comments (0)