Cat and River

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Cat
River
Animal
Death
Water
Cross

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so this joke is super dark. You probably thought the cat would use a bridge or swim, right? Nope! This joke says the cat straight-up DIES. It drowns. You know, because you thought it would be cute and fluffy? But surprise! It's just dead. You probably think cats always land on their feet, but jokes on you!