How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Roadkill Friends
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" here implies that the friends are slow, get it? Like roadkill slow. It's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. You probably laughed, didn't you? I bet you can't even spell 'prognosis' without asking Google.