Short jokes
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Your Da.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I'm Tall.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.