Short jokes

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.

I like unicorns.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

Don't bully. Lol.

Don't bully.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"