Short jokes

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What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonsense.

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have luck with other angels.

So I just WING IT!

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.

At least Stephen Hawking does something.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

I'm ticked off by this tick joke!

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.