Isaac

Isaac jokes

Baby

  • What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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  • Dad

  • What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

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  • Port

  • The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

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  • Sentence

  • Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

    Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

    Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

    Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

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  • Community talk

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