Tear-able Paper

Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is about "paper", see? The punchline is a play on words – "tear-able" sounds like "terrible", get it? It's like saying the joke is so bad, it's tear-able, because you can tear paper... Because people like you don't pay attention in school, paper is a thin material made of pulp from wood, rags, or other stuff. It is used for writing, drawing, or printing. Now, go back to drooling.