I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Short Jokes
How to stop bullying?
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
