Short jokes
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I'm Tall.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What is the highest number?
420.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.