Short jokes
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Fortnite
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!