What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Short Jokes
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
