My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
my grandfather said I was to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
me grandfather told me i'm to reliant on technology, i called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite, I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support
A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After 10 shots of vodka they guy had, the bartender figured if he talked to him he would tell him everything as he’s not sober.
Bartender: Hey that’s some nice jewellery you have there it must be expensive.
Guy: Yeah this bracelet is made of 100% diamond. It costs me like 250 thousand dollars. What a bargain eh.
Bartender: Seems like you make a lot of money. What you do for a living?
Guy: I take cash from the bank and don’t give it back. It takes a lot of moral courage to rob banks to provide for my family.
Bartender: What? If that’s the case then why do you even pay for the jewellery or this beer. You’re a hypocrite that’s what you are, justifying robbing people as a living.
Guy: Hypocrite? You’re right I m living with double standards to justify my actions.
(5 seconds later)
Guy: Aye open the cash register and give me your wallet or I will blow your fucking brains out. I fucking hate hypocrites and I will not gonna be one of em!
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him of life support.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven turns out Jesus was a hypocrite