Hypocrite

Hypocrite Jokes

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...