Short jokes
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Ur mum homo.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Nevermind, it's retarded.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!