Short jokes
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
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What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
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What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.